Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.

I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.

by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Corona Floozy

A girl who, while quarantining because of COVID-19 related reasons, messages men on social media in hopes of getting attention, food deliveries, etc. She will entice her victim with hopes of possible romance when her quarantine period is over, only to never be heard from again.

Person A: This poor girl I've been talking to has Corona and is stuck in her room! Should I order her some food to help cheer her up?
Persom B: Be careful. I think she may be a Corona Floozy trying to use you.

by Greasegrim October 30, 2020

Corona Footprint

The impact your social activity has had on the spread of coronavirus

Jack's been having way too many barbecues... his corona footprint must be awful by now!

by scoyle March 26, 2020

kara corona

how can i say this. words cant describe how lucky you'd be to have a kara in your life, she is kind,beautiful,smart,funny and all around amazing. Any guy in the world woul be so lucky to be in her life. she is the best friend anyone could ask for. i love her so much and i know anyone who ever meets her does too. she is all around an amazing person and i am so glad i have been able to spend the last 6 years with her

i love you kara corona<3 thank you for being my best friend

by halle<3 April 4, 2022

Corona Cock

The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock

Me: So I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021

Corona Reality

Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled

I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !

by Cubby Cubster April 19, 2020

corona hole

The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.

Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?

Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.

by Prizza and Beer May 27, 2020