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teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)
Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.
by lick my balls June 9, 2003
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Teeter

The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".
"Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly."
by Swarmpi04 March 7, 2015
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teeze be ayrak

An Arabic phrase commonly used by a homosexual when he is being picked on by someone straight.
3antar says: Shoo btaklo

Paul answers: Teeze be ayrak
by 3antar June 14, 2008
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Teehee

A “term” used when to laugh awkwardly. May be used by a person named Ramuel.
Just restating words from a previous experience teehee
by HumanInDisguise December 5, 2019
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Teetering

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.
Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.
by fett37 August 3, 2010
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Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.
by Jeff March 15, 2004
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Teetees

n. teeh-teeh-z.

A cuter way of saying titties!... and a less gross way.

Yay! Boobs for everyone!
Guy 1: "YO! BITCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GODDAMMIT, PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FRIGGEN POO!"

Guy 2: "Uh, excuse me. Calm yo teetees!

Guy 1: "Alright."
by poopy bunghole March 25, 2009
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