Surging Sanders

When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.

Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.

by dubyadubyadubyathree October 10, 2016

surging sanders

it's when you cum out of nowhere

We had been at it for a while when I pulled a surging sanders. She was a bit suprised to say the least, but I think everyone was satisfied.

by utunga October 4, 2016

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

surgical enhancement

An improvement to the face or body that is made through surgical procedures

Nose job face lift, boob job, liposuction surgical enhancement...

by No One, Really December 3, 2013

Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.

"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"

by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018

Surfin' Bird

Peter Griffin's favorite song, also known as "Bird is the word" It has been a popular and running gag in Family guy. also sung by the Trashmen.

Peter:"Have you heard"
Brian: "What:
Stewie: "BRIAN NO-"
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD"
That, is surfin' bird.

by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

Surin

Giant erect penis

Adam has a surin

by Zyngod September 5, 2022