Stealth Shit

Where you sit farther up on the toilet seat so that when you shit, the log hits the ceramic rather than the water.

“Bruh, I had to take a stealth shit cause there were people in the bathroom.”

by StealthShitorQuit November 17, 2019

stealth hottie

The girl or (guy) who either deliberately or unknowingly downplays their hotness to appear less attractive than they really are leading people to not recognize how attractive they are in social situations. Some keen observers could notice this ruse and see that they are a hottie even when they are in stealth mode.

Damn, I think Ally is a total stealth hottie, she may wear loose fitting clothes and sweatpants, but she is totally hot if and when she is made up.

by Ronin-Cory June 6, 2017

stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.

trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.

by jefftate September 5, 2010

stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.

I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

Stealth 100

The act of joining a voice chat with two or more of your friends, and proceeding to Masturbate without being detected.

Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"

Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"

by RyeGuy77 September 19, 2018