To masterbate while being drunk
by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012
Get the Smasterbate mug.Slatered: To be publicly savaged, skewered, slagged and sledged in the Kiwi interpretation and sense of the word.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.
Incumbent Mayor and dragon lady mistress "Slatered (verb)"
Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.
Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.
by dis-com-blog-ulator October 22, 2013
Get the Slatered (verb) mug.2 or more women that are friends or sisters that have sex with the same dude continuously so the guy refers to them as "slisters" (slut sisters )
Bro1: dude see those chicks over there?
Bro2: ya man
Bro1: they're slisters
Bro2:..wtf?
Bro1: Im fuckin em both.. slut sisters
Bro2: oh nice! *high five*
Bro2: ya man
Bro1: they're slisters
Bro2:..wtf?
Bro1: Im fuckin em both.. slut sisters
Bro2: oh nice! *high five*
by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014
Get the slisters mug.A form of banter that is also a slate. Banter + slate= slanter. Must be dished out in the group chat.
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Get the slanter off mug.Constantly slapping someone while have sex, usually the person being slaptered comes out bruised and cut, with their skin as red as raw meat from hard slaptering.
SLAPTER ME! SLAPTER ME! I LOVE SLAPTERING
by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017
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