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Nicole Brown Simpson

the story of a young women who though no fault of her own, tried to move on with her life after a divorce from a psychotic, egotistical, women-beating, little boy and murderer.

Nicole Simpson met O. J. Simpson in June 1977 while working as a waitress at a Beverly Hills nightclub. Brown and Simpson were married on February 2, 1985 They had two children together ( poor kids.) The marriage lasted seven years, during which Simpson pleaded no contest to spousal abuse in 1989 Brown filed for divorce in 1992 citing "irreconcilable differences. On the morning of June 13, 1994, neighbors found the mutilated bodies of Nicole Simpson and her acquaintance Ronald Goldman in the enclosed front courtyard of her condo. Goldman was a waiter at the restaurant Mezzaluna, where Brown and her family had dined that evening. Both Goldman and Brown had been stabbed multiple times. O. J. Simpson was arrested and charged with both murders; he was acquitted of these crimes in a criminal trial. By simply playing the overused "Race card." However, in a subsequent civil trial, he was found liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and Goldman and ordered to pay $33,500,000 to the families of Brown and Goldman, in which in the ten years of their pain, they never received a single dime. There death was the act of a cowardice from a man who deserves everything he's gotten. some say O.J was innocent, although those people are also make up one-forth of the U.S's retard ratio. May Ron and Nicole rest in peace.
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by PROUD_BLACK_MAN July 6, 2010
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Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words
Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON
by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018
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jessica simpson

plastic ass, nose, & boobs. jessica simpson is a plastic lookin bitch.
by nancytron G January 30, 2009
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jessica simpson

Born and raised in Dallas, Texas,
she made her first mark in the genre of contemporary Christian music. In the late 90's, she landed a record deal with Columbia records. The first album she debut then was Sweet Kisses which unleashed the singles "I Wanna Love You Forever," "I Think I'm In Love," and "Where You Are." Her next album Irresistable in 2001 was also a hit record with the title track spawned and accomplishing the Hot 100 (#15), the Rhythmic Top 40 (#12), Top 40 Mainstream (#3) and Top 40 Tracks (#5). Her next album is titled In This Skin, which is described by Simpson as "uplifting and real".

She is also an often extremely overrated girl in terms of her looks. She has a square jaw, square face, square cheekbones, a strong nose with a bump on the bridge, lips that can only appear pronounce with appropriately applied lipstick, projecting eyebrow ridges, and simple eyes with no flair unless drastically aided by eyeshadow or eyeliner. She would be most suitable as a fairly handsome man if not an average one. Only with good airbrushing, directing of her face to the camera, and other means of softening her look would make her passable as feminine. Her body is curvaceous and overall nice as it is. Her hair appears healthy enough. Yet, the credit to her looks lies in her media-attributed sex appeal, the prancing in her videos, and other aspects of a bubblegum star along with her hair and body. She is indeed a butterface.
She also appears remarkably stupid whether it's due to a bit of acting or not in her NewlyWeds reality show starring her and her husband Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees.
1.) Jessica Simpson is so beautiful. She has gorgeous blonde hair and a great body.*No actual reference to her face.
2.) *in reference to face* Fairly attractive, don't ya think? Beautiful, even so. *generic and delusioned regard of facial beauty whether it be under that mane of shiny blonde hair, alone, with drastic make-up and/or airbrushing, etc.
3.) She looks mannish with that "manjaw" and square face. *correct*
4.) She looks as plain as a Jane, her facial features are so simple and bland regardless of the make-up. *correct*
5.) Good pipes, good stage presence, energy, lots of vibe. *decent compliment*
by Anthony T. March 8, 2005
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Jessica Simpson

1. Female "Singer" who has obtain millions by splurting out dumb questions and statements. She's married to another equal semi-famous "Singer", Nick, Who probably married her because he wasn't listen to what she was saying when they were dating. Crazy/Beautiful is the best term for this girl.

2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain.

3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.
1. "Dude, why you watching Newlyweds?... Oh my, Jessica got her head stuck in the toilet again! She needs to stop kicking, she scuffing up her gold-plated floors."

2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson."

3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson!"
by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005
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the simpsons

A very well done show that has been on the air longer than any other show. Many people bitch about how "funny" Family Guy is while it is just a clone of the Simpsons. If it weren't The Simpsons, Matt Groening would probably slinging hash at his local diner. The Simpsons are not his only work of genius. He also has a book series called "Life in Hell." In attempts to help The Simpsons, South Park makes an episode called "The Simspons Already did it." Which was to show the Family Guy creators that their idea of creating a fat moronic dad had already been taken.
Even though The Simpsons has been on the air for more than 10 years, it manages to stay fresh and make people laugh.
Has such parodies in the show such as "Bye-Bye Nerdie" (Bye-bye, bordie) "SpringField, Springfield" (New York, New York) "Itchy and Scratchy" (Tom and Jerry) A halloween episode in which Homer is a giant ape on an island (King Kong), the "Monorail Song" (the Music Man) and many others, there is basically one in each episode really
Person #1: Ralph Wiggum is the best Simspons character.
Person #2: Yeah, gotta love 'em. I love the Simpsons. Espescially when Homer strangles Bart.
by Prof. Frink April 27, 2006
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Marge Simpson

When a pipe or other smoking device is packed over capacity resembling Marge’s hair style.
“Let’s get superhigh.”

“Okay, I’ll pack a Marge Simpson.”
by DanMazz November 15, 2011
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