shrimp eye

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.

Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"

by stripper 1 September 8, 2008

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.

Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!

by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015

Shrimp Toe

The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.

Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.

by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

tsunami shrimp

The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.

You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.

by Drakonra June 14, 2017

shrimp water

When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.

Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.

by White peak mountain August 23, 2020