shmegulon

A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

Shergy

The conflicted feeling of laughter and pity when you see a child falling down stairs

Also I kinda wanna win scrabble.

I felt shergy today

by Narios August 13, 2022

Shmeegie

SHMEEGIE from The Jebus Show on tiktok :)

SHMEEGIE, SHMEEGIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by MrPotatoTV August 15, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A stupid bitch from an Amazon warehouse that no one likes

Shmeg shlongman is an absolute bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A different breed of bitch that lurks around a warehouse

Shmeg shlongman is a bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

shmeg shlongman

a person whos a different breed of bitch inside a warehouse

that person is a shmeg shlongman

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Shmeagan

A servant of Jesus Christ !!!!

I am a shmeagan for Christ!!!!!

by Christisthyway!! December 7, 2022