shitsonian

A third-rate museum that is usually erected in a smaller community that lacks any worthwhile exhibits.

It appears that our hole-in-the-wall city is building a new museum downtown that won't have anything older than the dust it'll collect when no one goes there. It'll be a regular shitsonian.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

shitcon

an iconic shitty person
a iconic horrible human being

lovely peaches is a shitcon

by super slangs December 30, 2024

shipton

Shipton, my beloved. Man after my own heart. He was, he is, and he is to come, Shipton. The man. A man amen. He is as normal as they come, this goat is struck match black. The most intriguing, mysterious individual on the planet. Walked with men, brawled with God. He is a Prince. The Prince of..nothing, Persia, the world, the air. Actor who's played many parts, in his time. But, saving his best performance for last. The Antichrist. And...shipton was his name o!

When you hear the name "Shipton"..who ya gonna call?! Ghost Buster!

Don't worry, the rest of the world is also deceived.

by dragonknees January 25, 2025

Shitonaqueefa

This word refers to baddies and people who are hot AF.

“Brayden is such a shitonaqueefa.”

by Brasal6 February 11, 2025

Shitphony

The excessive fart and shit noise one would hear in a public restroom.

I was at the urinal and all I could hear was the shitphony coming from the stall next to me.

by SkilletDeHolmes October 12, 2025

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025