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shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition
1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.
shmuck by rasheedi. December 28, 2005
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The sound a sword makes when it is removed from one's body. This sound occurs due to the fact that when a sword enters a body, a vacuum is created, making it difficult to remove. When it is removed, however, the sound of the air rushing back in makes a "shulck!" sound.
After driving my sword through that orc, I pulled it out with a giant shluck sound.
shluck by Christina S May 11, 2006
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shuckatucka 

A word used in the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, which has come to mean "the point of utmost awesomeness" in many places in the United Kingdom.

"As she came into the window, was a sound of a crescendo (SHUCKATUCKA!)"

"Hey mate, you like my shoes?" - Dude A
"Yeah, they are well shuckatucka" - Dude B

"That shirt is sooo un-shuckatucka"
shuckatucka by MrMarana December 9, 2008
An expression that can be used to show despair or exitement based on the tone of voice. Often used manically.
Sara: I secretly took their lacrosse ball.

Nikki: Shnucka shnucka...
shnucka by Sara F. April 21, 2008
That one word that Christian people use because they don’t want to swear.
Person one: hey what did you get on the test
Person two: I don’t know I’ll check

Person one: ok

Person two: shucks man I got an F
Shucks by John Hugo November 17, 2019
Similar to an oyster it refers to someone or something very ugly on the outside but beautiful and fruitful on the inside.
A- Thanks for setting me up with that shucker we really had a good time.
B- I told you she was awesome. Is she a keeper or what?
A- To be honest I would say that is exactly what she is because I will do anything I can to keeper from from being seen with me in public
B- Asshole
shucker by MBMDEUCE March 23, 2015

shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.
Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"