1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my
pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th
birthday (shmuckday).
5)i
pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.