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Secular Progressive

A term coined by FoxNews' Bill O'Reilly to describe liberals in a negative way as a means to perpetuate the conservative myth that all liberals are evil and want to destroy America as we know it.

A thinly veiled attempt to further divide our country in a time of national crisis in order to solidify the conservative base of "Traditionalists" as described by Mr. O'Reilly.
"Some say Secular Progressives want to ban Christmas, tell us why this will hurt the democrats"

"My boss at FoxNews wants me to tell you why Secular Progressives want Saddama Bin Laden back in power in Iraqistan, so let's get started..."
by Reuben Cohn October 23, 2006
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security blanket sex syndrome

When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).
Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"

Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."

Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"

Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)

Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"
by brandyOnIce February 21, 2011
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Secular Left

Opposite of the religious right. Openly hostile to religion. Ignores freedom of speech to try to remove religion from the country and ultimately the world. Against death penalty because "Human life is sacred", but supports abortion! Honestly thinks that morality is relative and that the only people who would vote Republican are "closeminded religious fundamentalists who love guns and hate gays". The secular left is the most dangerous movement around today. Two large proponents of the secular left are Barbara Boxer and the ACLU.
The secular left is the most dangerous movement in America Today.
by Watchdog March 7, 2005
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The Security MBA

The Security MBA (Masters of Beer Appreciation) is a group meeting in Ohio since 2004 on a monthly basis for the sharing of information regarding InfoSec, crypto, CyberCrime, hacking, Internet law, social engineering, identity, forensics, firearms, national security, and more topics within the Information Security bailiwick. With usually free beer. Informative, casual, conversational, sometimes irreverent, frequently entertaining, The Security MBA is wickedly fun.
"Hey Bob, you need to come to The Security MBA tonight! Free beer, and strippers!"

"Dude, did you say beer, I'm in!"
by Trogdor the Burninat0r October 21, 2009
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Is The Bomb Shelter Secure?

When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.
Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?
by Hawkeye312457 August 26, 2009
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Tranched Value Security (TVS)

(FINANCE) patent pending a financial derivative that splits the value of underlying asset in various proportions, each of which has a specific seniority level (less senior cannot be executed before the senior one). It allows the owner to claim either fixed monetary value or variable value share of underlying asset, depending on the specific Tranched Value Security's seniority.

A Tranched Value Security (TVS) allows one to get a risk and return exposure to the specific level of underlying asset price risk, as opposed to previously existent derivatives that allowed to do so with the entire asset price only. Within such design of financial security, owner of TVS is able to reap significant profits by taking limited risk.

One could issue a Senior and Junior Tranched Value Securities, each having a variable value share of 50%, and fixed value share of $40, backed by (say) one Bitcoin when it's price was $100. If consequentially the Bitcoin price declines to $80, the Senior TVS would remain at $50 (0% return), while the Junior TVS would become $30 (-40% return). With subsequent price correction to $110 per one Bitcoin, both TVSs would have a claim of 50% of market price ($55), making the return of Senior TVS +10%, and return for Junior TVS +83%.
Buying a Senior Tranched Value Security is a way to get a long position in the underlying asset's potential returns, with significantly limited downside potential.

Buying a Junior TVS is a way to get substantial return potential, surpassing that of leveraged positions, while having no chance of being liquidated.

Selling a Tranched Value Security (TVS) is a way to get rid of the desired either upper (exposing oneself to greater returns) or lower part (exposing oneself to less volatile returns) of price risk of underlying asset.
by Derivatives Powerhouse January 21, 2021
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security deposit

Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night.
Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit.
by Celestial Parsnip September 4, 2003
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