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School

Don't go there.They want to rot your brain out....trust me you haven't learned anything there and you never will.Don't send your kids there.Don't think that they can help you.They hate you and get paid for it.
if you want a example read the other School definitions here.
by Heavyoak September 17, 2008
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school

1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine.

2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.
The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.

-Ivan Illich
by itsacorporatething March 24, 2007
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School

A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ted "guess what I hate school!" "eh everyone does"
by jag2787 May 21, 2008
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School

Dictionary Definition-a building where young people receive education;

True Defention: the Place where you suffer for 12 years of your life. im sure you know it where you learn for 6 1/2 hours and then they give you homework possibly the worst place in the world.
son: mum can i stay at home today

mum: why?

son: school is depresing and stupid

Mum: I know i used to go the for 15 years

son: wat

Mum: nothing
by Mr.uber1337ww August 8, 2009
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Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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school

A place in which your life is sucked out of you. and where you're bombarded with useless work and forms, while the teachers are on their laptops, buying things off fucking ebay. once you get home, you're faced with the thought of homework and coursework deadlines. this is the point where you curl up on the sofa and die.
"we have fucking school tomorrow"
"Don't say that word, it's the cause of every ounse of stress and sadness in my life"
by wanker1992 December 2, 2007
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school

a smelly shity place made out of bricks were kids go to be pushed around by gay principles and techers.it is a jail were you learn

school is for education...and a prision for kids to suffer
by Alexa corsova July 30, 2005
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