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United States of America

Also known as America, USA, United States, or The States; it is often the center of stereotypes and misunderstanding.

No. Not everyone in the country is fat. In fact, Germany has more overweight people than the United States.

No. Not everyone is arrogant and self-centered. Just like every single effing country on the planet, America has it's share. But many many people are kind hearted and thoughtful

No. Not everyone is a gun-toting crazy bastard. The United States may be high in crime, but there are more than 300 million people spread through out the country. Many foreigners come to America thinking they'd have the freedom to take someone else's freedom away.

No. Not everyone is stupid. Without America, you wouldn't have the internet you are on right now. Without America, planes wouldn't be as developed, or even invented. The US has a mix of millions of people from around the world: their knowledge combined.

Yes. The United States is having some financial problems. So is everyone else! Give the country a break! Only being 235 years old, already being a superpower, and fighting in 2 World Wars, you have to give them some credit. The countries in Europe existed for thousands of years. They had thousands of years to get their government in check.

The United States of America has come very far. The people have different cultures in different areas; from New England, to California: everything and everyone is different. Don't judge on stereotypes.
"The United States of America sucks. I'm moving."
"Why?"
"Everyone is fat, stupid, and lazy!"
". . . So are a bunch of people in Canada, Europe, and Asia."
"..."
by animime November 21, 2011
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Second Stage Turbine Blade

Second Stage Turbine Blade:

1: Noun. the row of turbofans in some jet engines

2: Noun. The first album released by the Progressive Rock Quartet "Coheed and Cambria", comprised of Claudio Sanchez, Travis Stever, Mic Todd, and Chris Penne. The album was released in 2002. at the time, Josh Eppard played drums, rather then Chris Penne. It was re-released in 2005, with three bonus tracks: Elf Tower New Mexico, and two demos: an accoustic demo of Junesong Provision (with a sound bite from Evil Dead 3) and a lengthened version of Everything Evil, the latter containing also a hidden song entitled "IRO-bot", which had been featured at the end of Godsend Conspirator on the original version. Two singles were released for this album, Devil In Jersey City and Delirium Trigger

2002 Track Listing:

Second Stage Turbine Blade
Time Consumer
Devil In Jersey City
Everything Evil
Delirium Trigger
Hearshot Kid Disaster
33
Junesong Provision
Neverender
Godsend Conspirator

2005 changes
Time Consumer altered
Godsend Conspirator altered
Elf Tower New Mexico added
Junesong Provision (Accoustic Demo) added
Everything Evil (Demo) added

3: Noun. The first track off of the above album.
Person A: Dude, I saw Second Stage Turbine Blade at Bestbuy!

Person B: did you buy it?

Person A: No, I already owed Jason 40 bucks, so I persuaded him to give me another 20 and I got Live at the Starland and In Keeping Secrets instead.
by XaleManix March 1, 2009
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two-stager

A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.
After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.
by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011
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The United States Navy

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
by GONAVY23 June 30, 2011
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Staesha

A female name.

Commonly misspelled and overpassed by other versions, pronounced Stay-jia. Unique version of the names Stacia and Stesha. Originated from the Grand Duchess of Russia, Anastasia.

She is a girl who has beautiful eyes and a smile that is contagious and loves to laugh. A Unique Beauty. One who has visible outer and inner beauty. A "Hottie". A lovely girl, sweet and thoughtful.
"Staesha? That's a unique way to spell it."
by analei January 18, 2015
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Stagsgiving

The holiday you celebrate at home, alone, when you've decided you're really not up to facing a crowded house of extended relatives one more time and you simply decide that dammit, you're just not going to go this year, even if your significant other says she (or he) (but come on--probably she) is definitely still going to go and will be bringing the kids along, if there happen to be children in common.

The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.

You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.
It is frowned upon to close the bathroom door when peeing on Stagsgiving.
by ToddPM February 29, 2016
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