The holiday you celebrate at home, alone, when you've decided you're really not up to facing a crowded house of extended relatives one more time and you simply decide that dammit, you're just not going to go this year, even if your significant other says she (or he) (but come on--probably she) is definitely still going to go and will be bringing the kids along, if there happen to be children in common.
The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.
You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.
The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.
You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.
by ToddPM February 29, 2016
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Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.
Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.
"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"
"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"
"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"
by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007
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Thanksgiving for swaggots, where a bunch of hungry swaggs gather around a table, and someone jerks off into the back of a desk fan pointed at their ravenous faces, covering them with a bountiful feast.
by volleyballers April 15, 2020
Get the swaggsgiving mug.Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.
Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.
Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.
Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.
by Vennisonian November 27, 2012
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Happy stanksgiving!
by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020
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