Stagsgiving 

The holiday you celebrate at home, alone, when you've decided you're really not up to facing a crowded house of extended relatives one more time and you simply decide that dammit, you're just not going to go this year, even if your significant other says she (or he) (but come on--probably she) is definitely still going to go and will be bringing the kids along, if there happen to be children in common.

The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.

You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.

It is frowned upon to close the bathroom door when peeing on Stagsgiving.

Stagsgiving by ToddPM February 29, 2016

Slapsgiving 

A holiday; the one day each year we set aside to get together and give slaps.

Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.

"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"

"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"

Slapsgiving by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007

swaggsgiving 

Thanksgiving for swaggots, where a bunch of hungry swaggs gather around a table, and someone jerks off into the back of a desk fan pointed at their ravenous faces, covering them with a bountiful feast.

I hope I get absolutely hosed down this swaggsgiving!

swaggsgiving by volleyballers April 15, 2020

Stanksgiving 

Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.

Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.

Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.

Stanksgiving by Vennisonian November 27, 2012

Stanksgiving 

Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.

Happy stanksgiving!

Stanksgiving by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020