Smunday

When you take Monday off work because you just need an extra day off. It's not Sunday and doesn't feel like Monday, it's Smunday. Similar to how Brunch is a hybrid between Breakfast and Lunch.

I was so tired after the weekend I called into work sick this morning; I'm taking a Smunday.

by kickback chick February 6, 2012

SMFDB

Acronym for " Suck My Fucking Dick Bitch "

Person 1: Fuck off, wanker
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Person 2: SMFDB

by BigDickGothBf October 7, 2020

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by SQUEEZYOFACE March 25, 2008

smudgie

The act of putting your foot against the fence and raking downward over a hole that a dog has it's nose in.

What you can do to quiet your neighbor's annoying,barking dog.

by donttreadonme October 30, 2004

Smuff

The fluff that gathers between toes, in bellybuttons, and has no known origin. Also used in Superhero Comics as an innocuous sound effect during punches.

Smuff! "Take that Korditch. Now no-one will know that I xxxxxx, am actually (superhero name), international playboy, multimillionaire."

by Elpiniki's arch nemesis March 25, 2010

Smuffin

the sexyist muffin you can think of

omg do you see that banana nut muffin.
yeah it's sooo a smuffin

by darkfarie4 June 12, 2008

SmudgePot

SumdgePot ain't no Steampowered fw...he's a forum PIMP!

"I must be the forum pimp since I aint a whore" - SmudgePot

by Muahahahaha October 12, 2004