Smatch

A dirty vagina; often confused with snatch.

Look at that nasty smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014

shatpening

It's when Shatner comes and haunts your house.

The new Horror movies Title: The Shatpening.

by Phuzzylogic October 27, 2014

smattitude

When someone is giving you smack and attitude at the same time.

Are you giving me smattitude?

by Harlie Quinn October 30, 2015

smatchy

Something that smells old, sour, and a bit musty

Emma smells a bit smatchy today old sour drunk

by Ambizzlefy January 14, 2016

Smatterday

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.

"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."

by F.Wes July 8, 2016

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016

Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016