Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

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Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

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reality junkie

People who are obsessed with reality shows and spend more time watching the shows than on their personal lives. They act as tough the characters are their real friends.

She cancelled plans to go out with us so that she would watch Nene on the Housewives of Atlanta. She is such a reality junkie!

by cinder May 13, 2014

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When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.

Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!

Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!

by la petite femme March 23, 2016

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reality official

The act of beginning a relationship with someone who you've fantasized about having a relationship with for a long period of time. When you begin the actual relationship, you are making it reality official.

Technically we've been dating for 6 months, but that was only in my head. We just made it reality official last week.

by smithews May 22, 2016

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reality-killer

Someone that can't really care a fuck. And ignores fucked-up opinions.

"Fred, why you are a reality-killer.-
"Cause I sick of opinioned politician with there bullshits. I already voted one. And I ain't going to do it again. I like isolation from society. Their all up to there necks. So, why bother about that."

by realitykiller October 12, 2016

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