Plonk

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"

by Butherface May 30, 2016

plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

phonker

a neopaganist techkno shaman that doesnt gove a fuck about nothing....

What a phonker

by phonker April 15, 2003

Ponky

When you make a joking pinky promise

Omg I ponky I love Bruce

by Air-Bhear November 1, 2008

Phonk

Phonk is distorted cowbell music, most known for being aggressive. It was popularized by people like KSLV Noh, Kordhell, and other Distorted Cowbell Phonk makers. Also means Innovation, Independence, Determination, Courage, Sincerity and/or Activity.

"Dude, this Phonk is crazy!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

ponkponk

derogatory/offense slur used against asians.

fuck them bts members they’re all ponkponks

by wholelottaslurs May 26, 2021