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Penguin

A flightful animal that has the power to either destroy or bring peace to the world...
Don't mess with the penguins.
by MikeYL November 26, 2007
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heavy metal penguin kiss

A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008
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Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003
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Penguined

To be fooled. To anticipate something and being let down. Someone or something psyching you out. An event or action reaching climax and nothing happens. The origin of this comes from when your pants are around your ankles, and a prostitute begins to give head. Then just when you are about to pop, she stops and walks away. Then you start to run after her like a penguin because your pants are still around your ankles, and sadly shouting come back.
I thought the bus would stop for us, but we just got penguined. I thought I knew who the killer was, but the movie penguined me because I was wrong.
by Step On My Cubes June 3, 2010
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Penguin

Adjective
i.e. feeling penguin
The desire to waddle around, flapping occasionally and sliding on your stomach. Multiple people feeling 'penguin' in the same area have the tendency to huddle.
Person 1: I'm feeling so penguin today
Person 2: Me too! Let's huddle!
by Midnight Storm October 24, 2012
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club penguin

Club Penguin is a flash animation game, similar to RuneScape, but geared towards children. It is a wonderful little safe environment with strong word filters and other safety features. It was made for children to have fun and interact whilst remaining safe. puffles were introduced as pets in Club Penguin.
Do you have a club penguin account. My penguin's name is Crazy Happy. Add me as a buddy.
by McHobbes July 21, 2006
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Photogenic Penguin

Someone who is always taking pictures of themselves.

Usually Photogenic Penguins are members of social networks like Myspace, Facebook and Bebo.

These people are easily can be picked out.

Signs of a Photogenic Penguin is:
a) Carrying a camera/camera phone on them at all times.
b) Uploading 5 or more pictures of themselves each week on their page.
c) Commonly asking people if they can take a picture with them.
d) Has 3 shots or more of them looking the same.
e) Has a favorite Angle.
Frank- Hey did you see that photogenic penguin on myspace yet?

Joe- Yes, they added like 40 pictures of them self last night.
by Pancake Batter May 2, 2009
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