plush-poking

to poke your penis into the fatty flesh of an obese white woman

i couldnt get any last night so i went around the club plush-poking

by Ilik February 18, 2008

pokin the trash bag

the act of sticking your phallus into a girl who has an acrid odor emitting from her 'giner

god i can't believe taylor is pokin the trash bag every night and cant get it up for any other girl even if he tries

by makelatackela June 11, 2006

Pokillmon

the killing of pokemon because they are for little kids and gay and stupid. Death to them all!

Hey kiddies! Let's forget about Pokemon and try Pokillmon, gotta kill em' all!

by Brandon Dockery December 5, 2003

Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

by scannin July 24, 2008

Pokimane hater

A low-life, bottom-feeding, under-educated, unhygienic, slimy, no-neck, toxic, triple-chinned, oxygen-wasting, crude, gutless, foul-smelling, buck-toothed, corrupt, felonious, disgraceful, disease-ridden, bull-legged, yellow-belly, back-stabbing, ghoulish, vulgar, despicable, worm-headed, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, hoe-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!

A pokimane hater is A low-life, bottom-feeding, under-educated, unhygienic, slimy, no-neck, toxic, triple-chinned, oxygen-wasting, crude, gutless, foul-smelling, buck-toothed, corrupt, felonious, disgraceful, disease-ridden, bull-legged, yellow-belly, back-stabbing, ghoulish, vulgar, despicable, worm-headed, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, hoe-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!

by wüstling November 22, 2021

Poking Stick

n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.

2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.

3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.

4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea

i poked nelson with the poking stick

by Mattalac December 9, 2003

Poking on the fly

something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.

Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.

It is similar to "owned"

by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010