Pilanther

A tiny penis, also known as a Jon.

Man, that guy sure does look like he has a pilanther.

by Fluffins July 26, 2010

PILF

Acronym for "Prince I'd love to Fuck". This began trending worldwide on twitter during the global broadcast of Prince William's wedding to Catherine Middleton, mostly with regards to Williams younger brother, Prince Harry.

OMG Prince Harry is a PILF. I wish I were Pippa Middleton

by Timaroare May 22, 2011

Pilf

Professor I'd Like to Fuck

Student #1: Did you see what Prof. Smith was wearing today?
Student #2: I look at her everyday; she's damn hot!
Student #1: She's definitely a PILF!

by ProfGator August 14, 2011

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Barack Obama is such a PILF!"

by Mhisrichhero June 26, 2015

Pilferfuck

A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.

Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief

by Savvy Shelley March 18, 2017

Pilanigalati

When a white woman has intercourse with a black man, and he stretches her and folds her up in crazy sex positions.

Damn girl, I'm so sore. I went to Marcus house last night an did some pilanigalati...

by Young Majik March 19, 2017

Piaf

A very peeticularly cute dog

That's such a Piaf!

by Luxic June 2, 2017