possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.

1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.

by Remyarias July 6, 2007

living possum

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.

That's a nice pair of possum stompers

by Lure_flicka June 5, 2018

wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

Possum

A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.

Possums really are the best animal out here! 🦡

by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019

living possum

To be literally dead.

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"

by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023