when Carol's phone buzzed with an urgent alert she eye-rolledcuz it was another hysterical post from Carl. "there's our Nervous NextDoor Nancy hearing gunfire again" she welped.
The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.
I decided to change things up for my morning dumptoday, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!