Martel's

slang: someone who doesn't pay child support.

He could not get his license because he was a Martel's

by Derekthered June 9, 2011

Doc Martens

the most basic shoes ever worn by people trying specifically not to basic

jean * wears doc martens *
harry hey jean
jean omg don't even talk to me. you're not on my level ok

by oh hell November 18, 2019

muntering

A sexual act involving a corpse. One puts their penis in the mouth of the corpse and gets a friend to stamp on the stomach of the deceased so that the entrails rise up and massage your phallus.

See above - it pretty much speaks for itself.

by Ricardo De La Fonte May 8, 2005

morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player

by admin January 6, 2003

munted

broken or kaput. Something that no longer goes.

the fridge went kaput, it was so munted

by Kathryn Blake December 28, 2005

Morten

a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster

When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*

by Korsa March 3, 2004

Munter

South African Noun; A word used to describe a woman with disgusting, hideous facial attributes.Can also apply to her body but generally to her face.Furthermore, can be used as an adverb i.e. munting

That munter was the ugliest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life.

Beckett pulled a chick last night that was munting right off the richter

by Dave Muller November 16, 2007