raccoon murder

1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.

2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.

1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.

2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

gas murderer

A person who lets a really stinky fart fly when in a large group of people, causing them to gag and pretend to pass out.

Tom is such a gas murderer, that fart was so stinky I think someone died back there.

by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009

murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

Murder of Fangirls

The collective noun for fangirls. Similar to a murder of crows, a murder of fangirls can represent fear.

A murder of fangirls are peaceful in their natural enviroment in the vast tumblr savannah but can become hostile when their OTP is questioned

by gavinogambean October 28, 2013

Sweet Murder

Used to describe a scene of awesome carnage. Can be used in a various array of situations, namely:
- Cool death scene in a videogame
- Finding a sweet piece of loot after killing a foe
- Accidental faceplant
... Also can replace the "cool" word

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*Playing Red Dead Redemption
- Oh shit a duel... Sweet Murder!
*Playing Diablo II
- Sweet Murder! A SoJ!!1!
*Watching death scene in Final Destination
- Sweet Murder!
*Two guys talking
- So yeah... I ended up doing that girl
- Sweet murder!

by Marc Viaud September 13, 2011

socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting

guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back

by quackiplier August 12, 2016

murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 16, 2016