Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 12, 2009

Righetti high marching band

the best band in santa maria california

righetti high marching band is way better than pionner or santa maria high because they won sweepstakes in the Elks rodeo parade

by shaeli June 21, 2006

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

medina marching band

A band so strong in their field show and marching that they can't be touched. Graceful in victory and in defeat. A band that even when teased and trash talked keeps their heads held high. The band all small schools aspire to be.

Student A: "Do you know who won at Dome?"
Student B: "It had to be the Medina marching band. Did you see their show? Their music was amazing!"

by Life_on_pointe_shoes June 23, 2015

munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.

fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?

by feewee January 16, 2009

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003