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moderators

Some trolls on forums start arguments about every little tiny thing or start lots of controversies by freely offending people left and right,and then the gay faggot mods turn around and ban people for getting defensive over the agressive trolls.

mods are total fags who can't see the truth
Moderators cause almost as many problems as the trolls and hyper spammers do.
by CAPTAIN TRUTH September 29, 2005
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Modern Warfare 2

The most overrated video game in history. Sporting poor balance, a too-short campaign, glitches, terrible maps, and a group of raving idiot fanboys of the game who think they will join the Army Rangers when they reach 18.
Idiot: Modern Warfare 2 is realistic!

Anyone who knows shit: *facepalm*
by CookieMan0 September 7, 2010
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kaba modern

by MichaelBro March 4, 2008
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moderation

The art of drinking just enough to relax without losing the skill and complexity of fucking canadian trollops with abandon.
(Oh,sorry, thought this was a canadian dictionary!)
You need to show some moderation there, eh, you don't want to get pissed or that young canuck will bolt all the way back to cowtown.
by Chesterfield Romper January 12, 2008
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moderated

When the site admin or moderator deletes/modify's posts which are off topic. Or just to prove how powerful they truly have become.
The posts where off topic so they got moderated.
by Clancy Wiggum July 26, 2004
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modern music

Alot of awesome bands buried under a layer of shitty TRL music.
Guy: Modern Music sucks ass!
Me: Really The Strokes, The White Stripes, Oasis, Tool, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, Audioslave, Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and U2 all suck?
Guy: Uhh...
Me: Thought so
by Mr Adequate Ph D September 1, 2006
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Modern Major General

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008
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