Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.

Darren had a messy shit yesterday.

by Tone142 June 4, 2018

testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.

"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."

by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

obligation message

when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway

person 1- "why are you staring at that blank text?"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"

by K7A2T6 November 10, 2010

Waterfall messaging

When someone sends you a cascade of consecutively long texts before you have a chance to respond.

Stop waterfall messaging me!

by Lizduck June 19, 2014

ghost message

A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.

(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.

Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.

Example 3:
11:25 AM

Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)

by Killossal October 31, 2016

Hey stan you got a message

what you say to someone when you know they are about to have SEX

1: hey stan you got a message!

2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo

by Shawlin September 8, 2011

messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006