The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the marital coma mug.when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon
by AceofSpades705 December 26, 2008
Get the marathon mug.when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.
Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."
by itsthesherf February 18, 2011
Get the marathon lightweight it mug.NOUN 1. A hybrid form of fitness faggot who is often seen in urban areas running in large herds, holding up traffic and sweating through tiny shorts.
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