marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.

Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

marathon

when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon

Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!

by AceofSpades705 December 26, 2008

marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

Marathaggot

NOUN 1. A hybrid form of fitness faggot who is often seen in urban areas running in large herds, holding up traffic and sweating through tiny shorts.

I'm going to be late to work because of this stupid detour around a herd of Marathaggots.

by Timmy Bowden September 25, 2011

marital

Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed and in relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my marital status: i am in RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!

by ..:::JaY-CooL:::.. October 20, 2005

maritujuana

Mr. Mackey's way of saying marijuana.

Maritujuana is bad.

by xI Love Toweliex October 7, 2003

mabuti

A claim to possession of one's lover's backside.

"Her buti may be big, but it's mabuti!"

by Manola Blablablanik July 2, 2006