McDonalds 

The 1# scapegoat to America's obesity problem.

Guy 1# : I know why I'm fat, man.
Guy 2# : Oh yea, why?
Guy 1# : Because of that shitty McDonalds.
Guy 2# : Actually, you're fat because you have no self control, nor common sense. Did you really think that eating two Big Mac's each day for five years wouldn't affect your weight? They're greasy and salty. Have some common sense, you fat whiny asshole.

McDonalds by GimmiK April 9, 2006

Mcdonalds 

The best way to get Diabetes and heart disease
It will make u look like big chungus
And if you eat it for a month straight you gonna die.
Your also gonna get no girls if u male unless u gay than idk and no men if u girl unless u gay

Mcdonalds has like cow eyeballs in there meat

Mcdonalds by Aidqn December 14, 2021

mcdonalding 

the act of masturbating while sleeping next to your younger brother

“omg she told me she was mcdonalding last night!”

mcdonalding by bigtittiecomittie October 17, 2019

McDonalds 

Shit served in plastic containers.

McDonalds by watchmedie July 20, 2003

old mcdonald 

The baddest mother fucker around! He owns a farm and animals and shit.

Old McDonald will cut you deep, dude!

old mcdonald by Matty Boom Bomm August 16, 2006

Pulling a Colin McDonald 

"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.

"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"

"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"

Pulling a Colin McDonald by asdfghjlqwertiwndhnjndknvcxknl February 12, 2013

McDonalds 

A place people go to get fat.

You're too skinny. You better start eating at McDonalds.

McDonalds by Frogbutt November 30, 2004