Lobster pussy 

Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster

Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "

Lobster pussy by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 3, 2017

lobster kiss 

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts

Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no

lobster kiss by Kford123 June 20, 2017

Lobster Paw 

When one lacks a butthole

i hear that girl Haley has a lobster paw and can't fart.

Lobster Paw by Pittbuls June 28, 2017

Lobster Hut 

Another way for muslims to say Red Lobster.

Me and my dad ripped off Lobster Hut.

Lobster Hut by Zumpus January 28, 2018

Lobster Claw 

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.

Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"

Lobster Claw by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018

Lobster slap 

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

Lobster slap by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

Lobster Claw. 

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

Lobster Claw. by Shagga1 August 23, 2018