Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Lil Lamp

A True O.G. who shines when no one else does

Damn... Josue hooked me up with the answers, He's a real Lil Lamp

by Yung Couch February 8, 2018

Dick Lamp

A person who is easily arroused

a person (mostly male) who is a dick or jerk.

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

snail lamp

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

by notyourgf April 20, 2021

Rip Lamp™

When somebody unironically shits themselves in front of a ring light.

" Gawd damn, did you see pewdiepie the twitch streamer fucking Rip Lamp™ " ?
" That shit was crazy, I almost Rip Lamped™ myself ".

by CassiTheNerd420 January 22, 2022

Moldy Lampshade

A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.

I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023