by Shan February 16, 2004
Get the star jones mug.Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".
A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.
A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.
Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.
by joner1234 January 2, 2011
Get the Joner mug.Recent events such as the CDO/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.
Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"
Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"
Baller Inc Exec 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.
by CEO of Ballers Inc March 15, 2009
Get the Dow Jones mug.I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.
This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.
This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.
by Double Happiness June 30, 2012
Get the Davy Jones' Locker mug.One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
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Person 1: Vamo' a jangear, Pedro!
Person 2: Dale!
Translation:
Person 1: Let's hang out, Pedro!
Person 2: Sure!
Person 2: Dale!
Translation:
Person 1: Let's hang out, Pedro!
Person 2: Sure!
by VeraVera November 3, 2016
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