Dirty Jewel

When you get head and cum between her eyes/eyebrows in one big pile like a jewel between her eyes.

She let me give her a dirty Jewel and then she let it drip into her mouth, hottest move ever.

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

jewelling

the long-forgotten art of buying fake jewelry and passing it off to your friends as legit

Everyone thought that his watch was real, because he was so good at jewelling.

by Brandominance November 1, 2005

jewrean

This is a term used to define the most extreme frugal (tight ass) behavior exhibited by a Korean, with Jewish monetary values (not actual related to a Jew).

His or her property for sale is always "real nice" (worth gold) whereas anything they buy, must leave them feeling like they dry fucked you.

This behavior is often noted by the continually forcing contractors to quick fix things. In hopes that this underspending, in an attempt that a quick fix, maybe sufficient.

When the quick fix has failed, then being faced with an American contractor, he is always too expensive. The Jewrean will argue a discounted rate and get the contractor to the point of completion.

Lastly,the Jewrean will either re-negotiate, the agreed work, fire the contractor, or flat out NOT PAY THEM UNTIL THE SHERIFF ARRIVES

Our Korean landlord could only be cheaper if he was a Jew as well. The Jewrean had the septic pumped ten times in six month because he did not want to pay to have the drain field replaced.

That Jewrean shorted the pump truck $300.00 after he agreed to pay the entire amount. The Sheriff is on his way.

by "2 Expensive" Rightway plumber October 23, 2009

jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

by Richard Black January 16, 2006

JEWREAN

korean/jew
worst racist insault towards korean

lee, park, song are fucking jewreans

by mike March 3, 2007

Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

by jtsfl January 9, 2009