by aRMery September 11, 2019
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Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"
by Lawrence Steelwind April 13, 2011
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no longer engage to debate issues in good faith, but instead seek to lie, distort, name-call, target, & destroy people/communities with any means possible
'The GOP is so intellectually bankrupt that they no longer engage to debate issues in good faith, but instead seek to lie, distort, name-call, target, & destroy people/communities w any means possible,' she wrote on Twitter.
by black alert March 4, 2019
Get the Intellectually bankrupt mug.Intellectual porn is a song audio video or image that is so stimulating and addictive to the mind that it can be considered a form of mind porn. Examples include documentaries, conspiracy theory shows, alternative news station, humour websites and the like. Example A in conversation: hey did you see that new JFK conspiracy theory documentary? It makes me view it in a whole new light. Friend: lay off the intellectual porn already . 2nd definition: just like actual porn, it can be so addicting that it makes people lose track of time and forget of other tasks they need to do like sleep and go to school or work
Friend A: hey man did you see that new 9/11 documentary? I had no idea that there was a third building that went down that day. What was in it? Friend B: dude, you got an essay due tomorrow. Lay off the intellectual porn and get your school work done.
by ParadiserNL November 24, 2013
Get the intellectual porn mug.when an smart witted individual becomes so overwhelmed by the fact that the majority of society are extremely naive and inane that they keel over and anguish in despair.
by TwerkingSlothFetus October 10, 2017
Get the intellectually depressed mug.Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.
Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly
by lolizzy August 2, 2012
Get the breast implant intellectual mug.Straining your thinking processes repeatedly until you hopefully find resolution in the form of an intellectual orgasm.
Wacking off theory after theory until you come to a head with a solution.
Wacking off theory after theory until you come to a head with a solution.
I've been working on this problem continually for some time, and my intellectual masturbation has finally led to resolution.
Jane: Did you get your homework finished?
Dick: I spent last night engaged in intellectual masturbation til I finally was satisfied. It really drained me.
Jane: Did you get your homework finished?
Dick: I spent last night engaged in intellectual masturbation til I finally was satisfied. It really drained me.
by peckerwould April 25, 2010
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