A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.
What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010
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They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
by high rolla April 16, 2005
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• Guidoville
where do i start...
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
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by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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by Chbub January 19, 2010
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So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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