7 definitions by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak
that nigga in your friend circle, who trash at the stuff you do, but every once in a blue fucking moon, they suddenly become godlike and shit, this nigga is a pretty cool dude, he's nice and shit, and generally cool to hang out with, but sometimes he do some stupid shit with his homies, bitches secretly like this nigga, but they ain't never gonna say they do, cuz bitches be like that and shit, this nigga be like Patrick Star fat ass from Spongebob, stupid but smart, this nigga is Indian, and everyone knows Indians are fucking ugly bro what the fuck, this nigga corny, unfunny ass nigga, but he aight
When playing Sports
Team Captain: yo imma take that Anvith, cuz even though he trash, he sometimes good
With his homies
Anvith: Hey should I go slap that bitches ass
Homies: Yeah nigga
Anvith: (slaps the bitches ass)
Bitch: (Beats his weak ass)
Homies: (laughing and clowning this dumbass nigga)
Making Jokes
Anvith: I just found out I'm colorblind
Nigga: Damn bro, so you can't tell no colors my nigga
Anvith: That news came completely out the green (chuckles)
Nigga: (knocks that nigga out for making a shitty ass pun)
With Bitches
Bitch 1: girl do you see that guy over there, he kinda cool, do you likee
Bitch 2: oh yeah I likee
Bitch 1: ask him out then
Bitch 2: nah, I like him, but he an Anvith though
Bitch 1: you right, go flirt with him, but don't give it off that you like him cuz he an Anvith
Bitch 2: Don't worry Imma do that
Team Captain: yo imma take that Anvith, cuz even though he trash, he sometimes good
With his homies
Anvith: Hey should I go slap that bitches ass
Homies: Yeah nigga
Anvith: (slaps the bitches ass)
Bitch: (Beats his weak ass)
Homies: (laughing and clowning this dumbass nigga)
Making Jokes
Anvith: I just found out I'm colorblind
Nigga: Damn bro, so you can't tell no colors my nigga
Anvith: That news came completely out the green (chuckles)
Nigga: (knocks that nigga out for making a shitty ass pun)
With Bitches
Bitch 1: girl do you see that guy over there, he kinda cool, do you likee
Bitch 2: oh yeah I likee
Bitch 1: ask him out then
Bitch 2: nah, I like him, but he an Anvith though
Bitch 1: you right, go flirt with him, but don't give it off that you like him cuz he an Anvith
Bitch 2: Don't worry Imma do that
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak July 3, 2019
A demeaning way of saying brown skin. In India fair skin is a God-Send, and is a big determining of the caste stystem, ie dark=poor, ugly, fair=beautiful,prosperous. This is why 99% of Bollywood actors are fair skin. Priyanka Chopra one of Bollywood's most famous actors openly endorses fair skin and colorism by promoting the famous cream Fair and Lovely, which is widely popular in India to whiten skin and therfore move up on the social totem pole. I don't actuallly know if that works I think Gluthanione and Vitamin C works better I don't know nigga I'm not endorsing colorism I'm just writing about it. Colorism in India became widespread after the British took over India in 1858 and enforced their standard of beauty on them and even after the liberation of India in 1947, colorism is even worse today than back then due to the movie inudstry and social media. This doesn't just affect Darkskin Indian women though as it affects Darkskin Indian Men as well. Darkskin Indians are mostly from South India which is closer to the equator therfore hotter requiring more melanin to protect from the sun than North India. Darkskin Indian Men are consistently rated the ugliest race not just in India but all across the world and especially in Europe and United States. This has led to a mass movement of skin whitenning for men in India with the new product Fair and Handsome. Overall the whole world think Darkskin Indians are subhuman streetshitting trash who are bottom scum.
Example 1: Darkskin Indian Guy: Hey how's it going.
White Girl: Ewww get away from me you Cofeeskin
2nd White Girl: Indian guys are fucking gross girl, smell like curry and are nerds, only those bollywood guys are hot
Example 2: Darkskin Indian Women: I wish I could be like Priyanka Chopra and all those other fair actors
White Guy: Yeah then you probably wouldn't be a 27 year old virgin lol ugly ass Coffeeskin bitch, go make me a slurpee loser
White Girl: Ewww get away from me you Cofeeskin
2nd White Girl: Indian guys are fucking gross girl, smell like curry and are nerds, only those bollywood guys are hot
Example 2: Darkskin Indian Women: I wish I could be like Priyanka Chopra and all those other fair actors
White Guy: Yeah then you probably wouldn't be a 27 year old virgin lol ugly ass Coffeeskin bitch, go make me a slurpee loser
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
you know how when you're born, and you're white as fuck, but you're entire family is darkskin, but then throughout the usually 2 to 3 years that you're white, you slowly turn lightskin and get darker and darker, until you become darkskin, process usually is 2 to 3 years from when you're born
person 1: yo I saw this picture of you when you were a baby, and you was hella white.
person 2: yeah, I just got niggaified though
person 2: yeah, I just got niggaified though
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak September 18, 2017
Word meaning Darkskin but in a demeaning way. Africans are affected the most by colorism, and are inflicted with the european standard of beauty. For example when Africans were brought as slaves to the U.S they were forced to get rid of their ethnic hair hence starting the tradition of straightening hair. The lightest slave was conisdered too good to be a field nigga and instead were house niggas. The lightest slave women was raped by the plantation owner and created lightskin children which progressively got lighter as generations of this went on thus creating lightskin black people. Their big noses and lips were conisdered ugly as well hence the stereotypes of those 1930's cartoons. Today lightskin black women are seen more favorably and so is straight hair compared to the natural thick and curly ethnic hair, even black men prefer lightskins and other races over darkskin black women. Also Lightskin Black men are more liked by society and more respected and considered higher class and more educated than Darkskin Black men. Lot of self hating Darkskin Blacks out there like Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Tom, Oprahside, and Michael Jackson due to colorism.
Example 1: Darkskin Black Women: Hey Tay, you wanna comeback to my place tonight
Tay: (This nigga is fucking darker than this women) Hell no, don't nobody want you and yo big ass nose and hair looking like a damn lighthouse bitch, if I see one more Coonskin bitch try to holla at me I'm popping the Uzi out on that hoe.
Niggas: that's right Tay we don't fuck with Coonskins, lightskin bitches for the win my nigga
Lightskin Black Women: (Walks in doesn't even look at the niggas)
Niggas and Tay: Damn she fine as fuck, Ima get on that with her
Darkskin Black Women: (cries but no one gives a fuck)
Example 2: Darkskin Black Man: Hey what's going on here
Po-Lice: Hey this blood crip thug nigga robbed the bank, get on the ground Coonskin, (actually a light skin man did it)
Darkskin Black Man: But officer I wasn't affiliated with this at all, I just got here, look there's the robber right there
Po-Lice: No way he's Lightskin, now get on the ground nigga
Darkskin Black Man: But sir he's holding a bag full of money and a gun, he is the robber
Po-Lice: Alright that's it you stupid gangster Coonskin nigger, (start beating his ass brutally send him to prison for 10 years on a false charge), Lightskin Black Man becomes a model named Jeremy Meeks}.
Tay: (This nigga is fucking darker than this women) Hell no, don't nobody want you and yo big ass nose and hair looking like a damn lighthouse bitch, if I see one more Coonskin bitch try to holla at me I'm popping the Uzi out on that hoe.
Niggas: that's right Tay we don't fuck with Coonskins, lightskin bitches for the win my nigga
Lightskin Black Women: (Walks in doesn't even look at the niggas)
Niggas and Tay: Damn she fine as fuck, Ima get on that with her
Darkskin Black Women: (cries but no one gives a fuck)
Example 2: Darkskin Black Man: Hey what's going on here
Po-Lice: Hey this blood crip thug nigga robbed the bank, get on the ground Coonskin, (actually a light skin man did it)
Darkskin Black Man: But officer I wasn't affiliated with this at all, I just got here, look there's the robber right there
Po-Lice: No way he's Lightskin, now get on the ground nigga
Darkskin Black Man: But sir he's holding a bag full of money and a gun, he is the robber
Po-Lice: Alright that's it you stupid gangster Coonskin nigger, (start beating his ass brutally send him to prison for 10 years on a false charge), Lightskin Black Man becomes a model named Jeremy Meeks}.
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
Pornstar Guide
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
songs where black rappers and other black songwriters almost single handedly use nigga in like every fucking line and verse and try to ryhme nigga with nigga, most ghetto niggas, or white niggas, and black hood niggas, or school black hood niggas, play dat bitch in they car tryin actin cool and ghetto and shit
1. Hey nigga!
2. Yo what !
1. We bout to pull up to dis party, we gotta act cool nigga, then we gon' fuck bitches, no what I'm sayin nigga!
2. Aight nigga, just play one of them nigga songs and we act cool and fuck bitches!
1. Aight Nigga!
2. Yo what !
1. We bout to pull up to dis party, we gotta act cool nigga, then we gon' fuck bitches, no what I'm sayin nigga!
2. Aight nigga, just play one of them nigga songs and we act cool and fuck bitches!
1. Aight Nigga!
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak July 6, 2017
So you wanna get bitches, okay here's the 5 most important things in attracting women
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable
Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga
Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable
Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga
Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
Nigga 1: Damn bro you get a lot of bitches
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020