the google

George W. Bush's way of referring to the popular search engine, Google.

"Yesterday I was using the Google"

by Ninja337 December 31, 2006

Googlate

A way of saying "Google Translate". Often used as a verb. One who uses Google Translate to decipher what his/her second language speaking friends are saying, is said be using Googlate.

Example 1
Guy: Dude, how did you know what my Facebook status said? It was in Russian.

Dude: I used Googlate.

Example 2
Girl: Ugh! My friend keeps sending me texts in another language. It pisses me off cause I've told her I don't speak Croatian.

Chick: Just use Googlate. You'll be speaking the language in no time... Or at least understanding it... Kinda.

by EchoElite26 November 20, 2010

googlateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

I changed the spelling of my last name to minimize googlateral damage.

by Paulina Albamar November 20, 2011

google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...

I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".

by smpetitjean September 19, 2009

google unearth

When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.

After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'

by Pattio November 15, 2010

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.

Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.

by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012