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Retail shopper in the Los Angeles area most commonly of middle eastern ethnicity( Persian, Arab, Israeli, or Armenian even Russian, or Eastern European) who demonstrates rude behavior in a retail store.

A persistant pest who will grind salesmen and store owners on price unscroupulously with rediculous haggling, or plain lieing, and contemptuous disrespectful behavior.

One who feels that the seemingly limitless wealth of the United States should be dropped at their feet simply because "they" have arrived.
The "Googlah" lied to the store owner over the price of the sofa on display in his window. She claimed it was cheaper across the street at his competitor's store. After investigating it was discovered that it actually cost the same, and she gave them the same story to his competitor about his prices. She and her husband then stated that the store owners salesman treated them rudely in an attempt to guilt him into lowering his price. What Googlahs!
Googlah by 240ups June 14, 2010
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Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 21, 2011
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thumbs up: goodlahoma
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Portuguese term for telling someone to google their genitals.
Epá, googlamos!
googlamos by Slothminds February 18, 2009

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.
When Google erases a person for political reasons, that person has been sent to the Googlag.

Full credit to Patrick Moore, @EcoSenseNow.
After Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore criticized climate-change politics, Google removed his image and name from searches for “Greenpeace Founders”, hence sending him to the Googlag.
Googlag by Geaver March 19, 2019
1. A person who googles things for you when you are busy.

2. A person who googles everything.
Ex. 1

John: Hey can you google how to make a blackberry cobbler?

Tisa: Do it yourself... I'm not your googleho!

Ex. 2

Tisa: Where was that bird from we saw at the zoo?

John: Not sure, lemme google it.

Tisa: You are such a googleho
googleho by Slippy2178 February 1, 2014
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