Gods Vagina

Only the best kind of weed you could smoke.
Crystally,hairy,and dank as fuck. This is the stuff you want to smoke. Nuff Said

"Smell it its like gods vagina"

"Dude your trippin ballz"
"I know i smoked gods vagina"

by Epic09 October 30, 2008

nectar of the gods

mountain dew

pairs well with call of duty and Doritos

¨gimme that sweet, sweet, nectar of the gods¨

by bimbo baggies 2435 May 10, 2018

swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

by avnish May 12, 2010

godjesus!

A combination of the two words as used in ohmigod!! and jesus christ!!
It is used in the form of excitement, anger or suprise.

Godjesus!!! Did Jeremy just poo in that kids macaroni?!!

That baby is probably weighs 200 pounds. Holy godjesus!

by Shelbytkd January 9, 2009

Goddess of the flesh

A really hot pornstar whose name cannot be remembered.

"oh man this chick is hot what's her name again."
"Eva something, whatever she is a goddess of the flesh yo."
"word"

by Rictos July 17, 2009

Gods favorite band

Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.

"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"

"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"

"What is Gods favorite band?"

"Green Day!"

by GI.Joe July 12, 2017

godshit

godshit a less vulgar less offensive alternative to goddamn when goddamn is inappropriate or you have to watch your language

godshit my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me for being late godshit

by littlejimmie April 28, 2019