Guard Dogs

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.

"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"

by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

by Copacetic October 1, 2012

El Guapo

1. The nemesis to the three amigos, in The Three Amigos movie starring Martin Short. He throws a pinata party in Mexico and eventually gets his plans foiled.

2. The Mexican equivalent to John Stamos.

I believe everyone has their own El Guapo.

by [JJ] September 29, 2005

the guardian

The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about

by Wattsie August 9, 2006

guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005

Point Guard

In basketball, the one that runs the offense and the one that usually lacks in points, yet is high in assists.

That point guard has 15 assists and 5 points.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.

by MAZZINI May 23, 2010