fontsplain

(verb): to clarify names, styles, anatomy, or general characteristics of fonts, especially to people that do not care

A: "I can't believe Charli used this cover. It's just Helvetica on a green square!"
B: "Actually, it's a skewed version of Arial."
A: "Please don't fontsplain to me in public ever again."

by Noah Farjani September 4, 2024

Funcshtain

A super dumb slang word for boobs that’s only used by total idiots. It’s the kind of nonsense you’d hear from someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and probably struggles to tie their own shoes.

"Yo, check out the funcshtains on that girl!"
"Shut up, Dave, you sound like a total moron. That’s the dumbest word I’ve ever heard."

by Benboq March 3, 2026

Funksona

Your Fursona, but with Funko Pops.

LeBron James in a Robin Suit is my Funksona. What is yours?

by Tangly June 1, 2025

Fungshwizzle

Vibes or mojo, typically used when feeling the good kind of funky.

Origin - Spencer Boyd

Person 1: "That's not how you do it."
Funky mf: "Stop messing with my fungshwizzle."

by Boomboyd June 8, 2025

Funist

Funist - meaning having the most fun at an event or a party, or anywhere.

These are all fun options, but this one is the most Funist one out there.

by Stevetheboss07 September 1, 2025

Fontshock

When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

Funcshway

In the zone. Locked in for structural engineering homework or engineering activities.

You are disrupting my funcshway. Stop before I funcshway on your face!

by Pile driver Foundation October 21, 2025