fuckpit

I place that sucks. A living hell. See Iraq.

I hate this place. Iraq fucking sucks. Yeah, it's a fuckpit.

by Jamba Juice January 3, 2009

Fuckit List

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom

Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.

by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010

fuckwich

1. Simply a deregatory name to call your dumbass friend when he does something retarded.

or 2. M-M-F threesome.

1. "Nice going, fuckwich".
2. "I wanna make a fuckwich out of xxxx and xxxx".

by Ciarra August 3, 2005

fucktwit

someone who opens their mouth without knowing what the fuck they are saying

Q. Is Richard Dawkins a fucktwit?
A. No way!

by Evan Mileus January 8, 2008

fucktwit

Anyone who gets excited by Twitter and thinks broadcasting every dull, moronic thought and action to the world makes them interesting

A: Er, why is he tweeting he has just had a cup of coffee - why would anyone give a shit?

b: Yeh, well, he's a complete fucktwit

by fopboy July 12, 2010

fuckits

When you don't feel like doing anything you have the fuckits cuz you're like, "Ehh, I could do it, but fuck it. I don't feel like it."

Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.

by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009

fuck-wit

A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.

Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"

by capngrumpy November 8, 2005