Definitions by AirplaneDonk
OGFMA
Oh, God!...Fuck My Ass!
(n.)
1. A much more serious FML
2. Something that is sofa king bullshit that it conjures up an image of someone, probably yourself, yelling "Oh, God! ...Fuck My Ass!"
(n.)
1. A much more serious FML
2. Something that is sofa king bullshit that it conjures up an image of someone, probably yourself, yelling "Oh, God! ...Fuck My Ass!"
"Elijah Wood apparently likes a band called New Order and their song "Bizarre Love Triangle" is seriously sofa king 80s ogfma"
OGFMA by AirplaneDonk June 28, 2012
gassy snatch
gassy snatch by AirplaneDonk August 20, 2011
Zack-and-Miri Effect
When watching porn becomes suddenly much more interesting because someone starring in it either is, or looks exactly like, someone you went to high school with.
Usually followed by downloading a hard copy of that porn and archiving it to show other former classmates.
Usually followed by downloading a hard copy of that porn and archiving it to show other former classmates.
Guy: Dude, I was on YouPorn last night and I recognized this chick I knew from high school. Anyways, I couldnt stop watching!
Guy#2: Classic Zack-and-Miri Effect, did it end up being her?
Guy: Ya, her stage name is Britney Ray!
Guy#2: Sweet!
Guy#2: Classic Zack-and-Miri Effect, did it end up being her?
Guy: Ya, her stage name is Britney Ray!
Guy#2: Sweet!
Zack-and-Miri Effect by AirplaneDonk January 7, 2011
reverse-parachute
After the reincarnation, Jesus reverse-parachuted back to "heaven" (scientifically known as the exosphere)
reverse-parachute by AirplaneDonk November 20, 2010
manwhisper
a publicly audible whisper, usually because a guy doesn't know how loud his voice is.
(sometimes intentional)
(sometimes intentional)
"Goddamn look at that girls panties peekin' outta the top of those jeans!", he said to his classmate in a manwhisper.
The girl had heard and immediately adjusted her pants up above her waist.
The girl had heard and immediately adjusted her pants up above her waist.
manwhisper by AirplaneDonk November 18, 2010
Cock Detox
any Bible-banging organization that "helps" gay people become straight; usually by going gay for Jesus at camp
Cock Detox by AirplaneDonk November 12, 2010
Fuckit List
1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams
2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
Fuckit List by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010