Foong

An evolved seagull trying to make it to baseball, who also needs a haircut. Foong attracts faggots from all over the globe. Foong has the tendency to make Foong points, where he denies his love for little boys. He also makes you wanna eat.

"You Foong pointer!"
"adadadadadadadaddadada"
"Awhhh FOONG OFF"

by sooofick February 28, 2023

fomongo

dry jizz on a towel behind your couch

yooo broo hand me the fomongo holy shit this fomongo smells like shit

by cheepoof.lover April 8, 2023

FOOO

Not-so-secret society of Owners of Fisker Ocean One electric vehicles; how these EV owners call or greet each other. It could be used as an adverb for just anything related to beloved Fisker Ocean One.

"Sup, FOOO?!" "Happy Foooing!"--Pun or no-pun intended ;-)

by Blinkygurl52 June 13, 2023

Floonch

Floonch is a martian from Floonchville. He is fatherless and speaks Spanish. Nobody knows what he looks like.

Floonch loves to eat floonchberries from Floonchville.

by Floonch June 20, 2023

foonerul

A ritual for expiring rappers, which could include gunfire and mass mayhem.

Babydaddy T's foonerul was interrupted by a category 5 chimpout.

by bookworm1635 July 21, 2023

Foon

Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.

Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.

by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023

Foonkey

Pronounced: foo-n-key

It means funky

Those glasses are foonkey

by Lissyloowho January 1, 2024