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Noun. The act of homosexual sexual intercourse.

Verb. To engage in homosexual sex.

Basically, it's "fuck," but fabulous! Not to mention generally cleaner and more sensitive to others.

Origin - Some conservative wannabe faggot went on a homophobic rampage against the California Protection of Marriage Act (the satirical one that bans divorce to save marriage from the straights) and his last name was Foong. So we told him to foong off and turned his name into what he hates. Win.

And don't forget "foongy," for someone with that especially tight ass. Oo baby! Work it~
"I hear Ted Haggard likes a good foonging after smoking crystal meth."

"You can foong me, or I can foong you. All that matters is that we foong loong and hard."

"You're soooo fucking foongy... Gimme some of that sugar, sweetcheeks!"
Foong by Razorpenis February 25, 2010
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a slang term for a young girl (around the age of 20-30)'s vagina. a word that a guy who is shitfaced or stoned would probably say.
'dude im gonna get shitfaced at the bar tonight and then score some wicked foong!'
foong by HART03 April 25, 2007
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An evolved seagull trying to make it to baseball, who also needs a haircut. Foong attracts faggots from all over the globe. Foong has the tendency to make Foong points, where he denies his love for little boys. He also makes you wanna eat.
"You Foong pointer!"
"adadadadadadadaddadada"
"Awhhh FOONG OFF"
Foong by sooofick February 28, 2023
The degratory term for the homosexual male species. He likes to suck cocks and prefers around 10 or more at once. His asshole is as large as the fucking moon. His penis is consistently dried and wrinkled as he gets sucked by his gay shits.

He loves to dance but secretly, it's a way to get rid of his frustating fellacios and ass rimming.

Kan foong is the epitome of homosexuality.
You are such a Kan foong!!!

I saw 2 Kan foongs performing fellacios.
Ho-Foong is a sexy lad who has a massive penis

zheng foong

Look he can’t even perform he is such a Zheng foong
zheng foong by Massive balls October 6, 2022

Zheng Foong

The coolest person alive
Zheng Foong is the coolest men alive in the planet and there is no other men as impeccable as him.
Zheng Foong by hylow March 1, 2023
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