fetus small

a fictional type of hallucinogen that i dreamed about

"hey, got the hookup of fetus smalls?"

by The Opalkanator November 21, 2004

fetus dick

Usually a fuck boy that's name varies from "Khalil,Michael, or Jonathan". Fetus dicks have penises that are so small that even under a microscope you would not be able to see them.

"Yo Khalil! You got a fetus dick!"
"A what?"
"FEEEEETUS DIIIIICK!!"

by The RealTrill March 28, 2015

Fetus cannon

crude term used to describe a womans vagina

last night me and crystal got together and i gave her FETUS CANNON a good workout

by KingPin8369 October 9, 2009

Immature Fetus

(N) An aborted baby, a fetus that has an attitude. Grow up and move out of the dumpster.

Tim should have ended up as an immature fetus. At least as an immature fetus he wouldn't have grown up to be such an annoying grown up baby, but if he grow multiple spider arms all of a sudden he would be sweet because mutants rock!

by Coathanger December 21, 2007

Fetus Cleavage

When a person under the age of 16 takes pictures in which their tiny breasts are smashed together in order to look larger

My sister's friend always uses her fetus cleavage to lure guys in.

by Jon B. Jovi October 1, 2008

Blowhole Fetus

While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.

1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.

by Dom C April 10, 2008

Baby fetus

What i enjoy for my breakfast. Often accompanied by a glass of milk. Some like it sauteed in a pan. I prefer it raw, but thats just me. Can be found in your local grocery store or Abortion Clinic (they're in the dumpsters).

Many celebritys such as Bob Barker and Paris Hilton eat baby fetuses and you should to!

Billy Jean: What'd ya have for breakfast this mornin?

Tom Spilchnor: Baby fetus and a cake.

by Senor.Cookies. October 3, 2009