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Apple fanboy

A person that believes that iPhones are superior in any way compared to an Android, thinks an Android is a phone, doesn't know what benchmarks are or benchmarking programs eg. Geekbench, 3D mark. When asked what type of storage they will say 32 gb, 64 gb, or 128 gb instead of saying flash, m.2, nvme, or sata. Will fall for any gimicks "special features" that their products have (3d touch) will also follow them no matter what, swear that they are the best, are innovative, and say that Android's suck or are inferior without even trying them.
Andrew: Yo Jett what type of storage does the iPhone use?

Jett (apple fanboy): It uses 32 gb, 64gb, or 128 gb

Andrew: No you autistic fuck I was talking about m.2 or flash or nvme.

Jett (apple fanboy): What is flash?

Andrew: You are actually retarded
by Apple_Enthusiast October 2, 2017
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SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy

A major problem, as are all fanboys. Like all fanboys, they rarely give a reason for their company's superiority, and if they do it's some antiviolence bullshit that either accuses the average Microsoft or Sony gamer of being violent and hating Nintendo for the lack of violence it provides. Although the gibberish that they spurt sometimes has a point, such as their most frequently used phrase that "Xbox has no (very few) fun games, they still ignore the fact that the Dreamcast was shunned, and that many of Sega's earlier systems were also poorly done, with the exception of a few games like Shinobi, and that the Gamecube was on the bottom of the charts during current generation. They will make the excuse, again, that we hate their systems because they don't provide enough violence, but when Resident Evil 4 (possibly one of the most violent and disturbing games of the current generation), it was a Gamecube exclusive. It was still a great game, but this took away their "Microsoft and Sony gamers are violent" line. They're just as much of a n00b as any other fanboy of any other system, and most gamers who meet them fantasize about a video game character (usually Master Chief a la VG Cats) brutally murdering the fanboy. Fanboys give all gamers a bad name.
SEGA/Nintendo fanboy:OMGXBOX SUX!!!11 NINTENDO PWNS PS2 LOL IF U DONT LIKE NINTENDO OMGSHUTUP YOU FAGGOT!1!!
(Master Chief sticks a plasma grenade to fanboy)
(Grenade explodes)
Fanboy:OW!!FUK U!!1!!11
(Master Chief drives up in Warthog)
Master Chief:Now run, little piggy, run.
by Normal Gamer July 18, 2006
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disney fanboy

A Person that thinks that disney is the god of animation and hates to admit that anime is better then there so called god of animation.a disney fanboy is defined by one of the following

1.Whenever you say anime is better then american cartoons or disney the disney fanboy will respond by calleiing you an otkau or a wapanese.

2.They it make it seem that without disney there would be no anime,but in reality is complete and utter bullcrap because anime was soley made by the japanese.

3.they will always get mad when you insult any kind of american animation.

4.almost always complan about how compareing anime to disney is unfair.

there are more ways that you can spot a disney fanboy but then agian that would take a long time to type,but
You can find a disney fanboy on imdb.com
by N.m August 20, 2007
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Video Games fanboy

Nerds who never shut the hell up about gay video games machines and keep on harping on how good they are. Video Games fanboys also have no girlfriends and are very pimply.
I am not a Video games fanboy. but ps3 is waaaayyyy goin to kick xbox's assss.
by marko86 July 25, 2008
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jdm fanboy

okay hear me out.
they shouldnt get bullied.
you were probably the same exact way with a supercar.
plus, what logical sense does comparing a 2022 lamborghini to a 1985 toyota have?
they like supras and skylines, so what?
they say they have 1000+ horsepower? dont fucking listen to them, its not that hard.
by the cooler penguin27 January 2, 2022
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xbox fanboy

Someone who has a good taste in game concels
Look at that xbox fanboy;he has the coolest system.
by nonoyawns January 20, 2005
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Apple Fanboy

A person who doesn't settle for the crap HP, Dell, and Microsoft put out.
IT Guy: "I love my PC, Apple sucks"

Apple Fanboy: "Actually, Apple was the first company to sell a personal computer, and first to implement a graphical user interface and a mouse."

IT Guy: "Check out my PDA"

Apple Fan: "yea Apple was the first to sell a PDA"

IT Guy: "Check out my brown Zune"

Apple Fan: "Yea thats the Microsoft version of the iPod, its terrible, and exists only to take a chunk of the massive market apple created"

IT Guy: "Check out my Driod"

Apple Fan: "Yea, thats Motorola's version of the iPhone, notice how it looks and functions almost exactly the same as the iPhone from 3 years ago"

IT Guy: "Check out Windows Vista - its got quick search and gadgets"

Apple Fan: "Yea OSX has had that for a while"

IT Guy: "Check out Windows 7, its primary selling point is that it works"

Apple Fan: "Yea, OSX has always worked, mostly because they dont use a glitchy and bugged OS to serve as a selling point for another bugged and glitchy OS"

IT Guy: "Check out Internet Explorer"

Apple Fan: "IE is the worst browser on the market, and serves as a major hindrance for web developers"

IT Guy: "Check out my XBOX 360"

Apple Fan: "Dont those have a reported 50% failure rate."

IT Guy: "Crap, i have to go, someones windows computer is broken, BTW you're a fanboy"
by GTR42445 September 3, 2010
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