facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019

Pwns Faces

adj., verb, from pwn, derived from own, and faces as in your face. Meaning:

1. Is really cool, great, or impressive.

2. Dominates at something, is really good at.

"Have you seen Victor's new phone? It pwns faces!"

"I pwn faces at soccer."

by Mysterioussstranger January 30, 2010

mash faces

The act of kissing someone on the mouth repeatedly for an extended period of time, making out.

Yo bro wanna mash faces right now? No homo.

by Peeniss March 6, 2019

Facehooker

One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.

(A Facebook Slut)

" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"

" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"

" You Facehooker"

by Jeebs99 May 3, 2009